NBA: Trading for Curry and Harden from the Start

(NBA + owner + GM + coach + management + over 10,000 words updated daily!) How great is it to see the future? Qin Hao is reborn as Ballmer's godson, and uses his pocket money to buy the Houston Rockets. His first move after buying the team is to fire Morey and take on the role of general manager himself!

He trades Harden, who just choked in the NBA Finals, then trades for Curry, who just got ruled out for the season. In no time, Qin Hao becomes the laughingstock of the entire league!

Yang Yi: “Let me tell you, owners shouldn't get directly involved in running a team. Qin Hao's trade sent away Martin, the Rockets' best player, just to get Harden, who completely fell apart in the playoffs. I'd give the Thunder an A+ for this trade and the Rockets a D.”

Wang Zixing: “The Rockets traded a quality player who averaged over 20 points per game for a sixth man, then paid a huge price to get Curry, who just got ruled out for the season. This trade really makes no sense.”

American Yang Yi: “Ladies and gentlemen, listen to me. Qin is a complete idiot. He's ruined the Rockets, and they'll miss the playoffs again.”

Kenny Smith: “Ha! Qin says he'll do whatever it takes to strengthen the team, but I bet that if the Rockets make the playoffs this year, I'll kiss a donkey's ass like Charles.”

Charles Barkley: “This time, I'll stick my tongue out!”

He builds the Curry-Harden duo, ushers in the small-ball era, and forges a Rockets dynasty.

Qin Hao: “I didn't hear you just now. What were you saying?”

Everyone: “Qin... we were wrong!”