Every Singer in Chinese Showbiz Has Been Wiped Out, and the Whole Internet Is Begging Me to Come Back

Singer 2024 premieres. The whole internet is certain that Yingzi will dominate the competition and crush everyone! But when the show airs, viewers discover that Yingzi has been crushed by the foreign singers the show called in at the last minute. The internet fills with comments like “A fifty-year-old woman defending the nation's gates,” “The Grammys versus the Strawberry Music Festival,” “Yingzi versus the foreign powers,” and “There's no one left in Chinese music!” Without exception, foreign viewers are all laughing at China's entertainment industry... while viewers at home are furious and heartbroken, but powerless to do anything! With that in mind, the entire internet starts frantically calling in reinforcements, determined to take down the foreign singers! Yingzi: “The Yehenala family can't lose. I want those foreigners dead!” Han Hong: “I'm Han Hong, a Chinese singer, and I'm ready to answer the call!” Lu Yu: “If the people need me, I'll go to battle even if I'm sick!” One song, Moonlight, with its mind-blowing vocals and unbeatable vocal runs, stuns audiences at home and abroad, showing foreign viewers what “nine-turn large intestine” means! One song, Jiu'er, lets the whole world truly experience the beauty and melody of China's traditional music! One song, Preface to the Orchid Pavilion, reveals to the entire internet the beauty and wonder of China's thousand-year heritage, uniquely captured in its lyrics, compositions, and melodies. One song, Scales of the Dragon Across Heaven and Earth, shows viewers at home and abroad what Chinese civilization means, and what it means to say: “Those who offend China, however far away, must be punished!” From then on, Lu Yu goes on a rampage... This book is also titled The Fifty-Year-Old Woman Defending the Nation's Gates: Who Says China Has No True Deities? and Foreign Singers Run Wild, I Become China's Hope.