A Thousand Ways to Exorcise Ghosts on Livestream

Infinite-Flow Rules Horror! He’s a horror-game streamer whose persona is a sweet, naive coward, but beneath the surface he’s a shameless, diabolical big shot. The System bound him to a livestreaming system, and he turned around and gave the System a surprise of its own. The ghosts and monsters huddled together, trembling; his fans’ worldviews teetered on the brink; and his teammates were fuming. “If he’s going to be this outrageous, what does he need us for?” Our streamer smiled faintly. “To sell you, of course!” Shi Yan was a famous horror-game streamer. His best-known trait wasn’t his flashy movement or witty commentary, but his sweet, naive coward persona. Whenever he shrieked in terror, his fans would laugh themselves silly. The System recognized a promising talent and promptly bound him to a horror-game livestreaming system, thinking he’d tremble and hide until the end. But then Ghosts and monsters: Help! We’ll hide, we’ll hide! Isn’t that enough? Fans: Look! He’s laughing, he’s laughing hysterically! Shi Yan: I look sweet and innocent, but inside I’m a shameless little freak. System: Aren’t you the number-one cowardly streamer? Shi Yan: This persona gets more followers! System: What about your dignity? Shi Yan: What would I need that for? Shi Yan: Come on, everyone, get those comments rolling. How do you most want to see me exorcise ghosts: physics, chemistry, or biology? Fans: We want to see you exorcise ghosts in women’s clothes. Shi Yan: Don’t I have any self-respect? Fans: Are you blind? Count up four lines and see for yourself. Shi Yan: ...Fine, I have no shame. This novel contains horror elements such as urban legends and the SCP Foundation, but the ghosts that appear aren’t scary. After all, the most terrifying thing in this story is the protagonist. Every day, he’s scheming up new ways for the streamer squad to raise hell.