Siheyuan: Damao's Livestream: Here We Go, Bros!

A thunderclap out of nowhere, and Silly Zhu glares and swings a hammer at me. I won't take a hit when I can dodge it, so I twist aside and shove him, sending him straight into a heap of manure with one kick! A roar rings out from above: the Venerable of Morality is mad as a dog. He tries to lay hands on me, so I spin around and smack him hard! A white lotus drifts down from the sky, while the green-tea Qin Huairu sways her hips. She wants to trade a meat bun for ration coupons, but I play the sucker and reel you right in! The career-obsessed Yi Zhonghai hops around, acting like a model of fatherly love and filial piety. He tries to scare me with his fists, so I shove a pear down his throat. Let's see if you're scared now! The deaf old lady pretends she can't hear, but never stops badmouthing me. She has a green hat ready for me to wear. If I can't ruin you, then I'm a fool! The great spirit-medium Jia Zhangshi is as fat as a pig and stupid as a brick. She wants to put me in my place every day, so I'll toss her some dog food to eat! Born a master thief, little Banggeng is a two-faced brat with a crooked heart. He picks locks, breaks into doors, and glares at me. Let's have your head meet a rock and see which one's harder! May Jia Dongxu live to a hundred. Calling him a short-lived good-for-nothing is bad luck. Why say that? Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!