I’m Emo, and the Infinite Flow Game Is Forcing Me to Find a Partner

[Two Male Leads] The handsome school bully An Xiang spent three years pretending to be Lu Yunchen's cool, untouchable first love. Then the real first love came back, and the two of them started feeding each other affectionately in their friends' group chat.

The former school bully went all out: "Divorce!"

[Welcome to the horror game series: A Love That Shocks the World. Let blood and screams spice up the dull lives of you lonely singles.]

[Singles must die.]

An Xiang: So singles have to die, huh? Fine, but we're getting divorced first.

[The Fox Bride: Inside a dimly lit new house hung with human-skin lanterns.]

Lu Yunchen: If you want a divorce, then let's do it. Suit yourself.

An Xiang: So you never really loved me in the first place!

The Fox Immortal: You two seem to be about to die.

An Xiang: I'm not afraid. If I die, I'm taking someone down with me!

Lu Yunchen: Why don't you wipe away the tears from when you got scared first?

[February 14, Bloody Valentine's Day. The Ripper, scissors in hand, opens a bloody maw.]

The Ripper: Any beauty who receives my roses will be snipped into roses, one piece at a time.

Lu Yunchen's voice turned chilling: "Giving out roses?"

The Ripper: Sorry to bother you. My husband called me home to look after the kids.

Later, Lu Yunchen finally proved his innocence, and he and An Xiang got back together. They stopped wearing each other down and started teaming up to wear everyone else down instead.

[Two-Legged Sheep: At the market, a butcher with corpses hanging from his stall hawks his wares along the street.]

The Butcher: I'll be off, you two. I didn't see a thing.

Lu Yunchen grabbed the butcher by the scruff: "We're remarried."

An Xiang: Leave us a wedding gift.

The Butcher: Who asks for wedding gifts in a place like this?!

A bottom who pretends to be aloof but is actually a flamboyant, brash little firecracker × a gentle, considerate top who cares too much about saving face and spoils his wife

P.S. The top isn't the one who cheated. The first love is just a paid prop~ The author made it all happen.

Also known as: The Survival Game Ruined by Love Is Just Here to Make Couples Jealous