[Mind Reading + Hilarious Antics + Everyone's Favorite + Vengeance Served + Unhinged]
Yun Tian transmigrates into a world where women can become officials even after marriage, and becomes the matriarch of a marquis's household.
She spends every day stuffing herself with juicy gossip.
System: [Host, your sister-in-law has someone on the side, and your big brother has no idea!]
Yun Tian: [Oh my god, my big brother must be blind. Those eyes of his are a complete waste.]
Her big brother hears her thoughts and stares in shock. Without another word, he grabs a knife and rushes off to catch them in the act.
System: [Host, your second brother has fallen for a courtesan. She's even tricked him into believing she only performs and never sleeps with customers!]
Yun Tian: [Seriously? People still believe courtesans these days?]
When her second brother hears the news, he gets so furious that he sets the brothel on fire.
System: [Host, the heir's concubine can't hold back anymore. She's started flirting with the steward!]
Yun Tian grabs a megaphone and calls everyone over to watch.
The System continues spilling the tea: [Host, the heir has a lover on the side, and she's pregnant. His girlfriend jumped off a cliff, but she survived!]
Yun Tian is stunned: [She didn't die after falling from that height? What a lucky life! I'm jealous!]
Yun Tian's father sees how dangerous the marquis's household is and worries that people will bully her.
So he secretly spends a fortune to buy her an official position, making sure no one looks down on her status.
Once Yun Tian reluctantly starts working, she discovers that the gossip about the emperor and his court is even juicier.
System: [Host, let me tell you, the Crown Prince isn't into women. He likes men!]
Yun Tian's eyes widen: [What! Does that mean the emperor won't have any grandchildren?]
The entire court: [Are we really supposed to hear this?!]
The emperor breaks into a cold sweat: [Tell me quickly, this can't be true!]
There are always mountains beyond mountains, and people beyond people. 🌲🌲🌲 A person's greatest virtue is self-awareness. 🌿🌿🌿 Those who understand the times are wise. 🎋🎋🎋 Without rules, there can be no order. 🌵🌵🌵 Different places have different rules; without sufficient confidence, don't provoke others. 🎍🎍🎍 Those who don't recognize their own limitations will be forced to grow by the world, but the price may be unpredictable… 🍃🍃🍃
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