I'm a Heartless Woman, Three Sheets to the Wind, Acting Until You Cry

[Best friends transmigrate into a book together + turning the tables on an angsty romance + doting husband + powerful villain + wicked supporting actress] Ye Doulu transmigrated into an angsty romance novel, dumped the powerful villain, and even drew a tortoise on his face. The villain was furious, so he married her and spoiled her relentlessly. Her ungrateful best friend had transmigrated into the book too, and kept picking fights with Ye Doulu, only to lose every time. Later, the friend became the villain's one true love and pretended to be sick and fragile. She used every trick she could think of to get her hands on Ye Doulu's heart, liver, spleen, lungs... Ye Doulu sneered. Fine. Let's settle the old scores and the new ones all at once! After all, she was a wicked, heartless woman. She had no manners or scruples whatsoever. So she became a little terror of a wife, attacking everyone indiscriminately and turning her husband's family upside down. She thought the powerful villain would divorce her. Then she could walk away with a huge settlement and live carefree as a wealthy woman. But instead, he became a devoted husband who gave her everything she wanted. Ye Doulu was thoroughly pampered by her eight-pack-abbed “cleaner,” leaving her radiant, with fair skin and stunning looks. This marriage was all about the physical and none of the feelings, and she was fine with that. A little scene: Villain: “I can give you anything except love.” Ye Doulu: There's such a deal? Oh my gosh, that's exactly what I want. She wanted everything except love, too. She pressed him: “Does ‘anything else’ include your body?” Everyone around them: ... Powerful CEO's motto: No one gets to bully my woman. Whoever does can make me kneel on a durian. Pampered wife's motto: I'm the only one allowed to bully him. Whoever lays a finger on him can make him kneel on a durian.