I Took My Mixed Spirit Roots and Outworked the Entire Sect

Name: I Took My Mixed Spirit Roots and Outworked the Entire Sect
Author: Meteor Hammer

我带着杂灵根卷死宗门

by Meteor Hammer (流星锤锤)

Status: Completed
Length: 553k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

(A hilarious, ridiculous comedy + a satisfying cultivation story) Oh no, I've become the vicious supporting girl in a White Lotus novel!!!

Oh, great. I've become the heroine's stepping stone.

And not just any stepping stone: I'm the top-tier tragic side character whose skin is flayed and tendons torn out so the heroine can climb higher. The heroine is the chosen one who gets hit on the head by spirit stones while she's sleeping. And I'm the hapless fool who works like an ox, only to have my beloved master skin me alive and rip out my tendons.

I blink at the antique room in front of me, ignore my master's shouts from outside the door, yawn, turn over, and go back to sleep. Why the heck should I keep trying? I'm giving up.

The White Lotus pretends to work hard; I slack off.

My senior brother works hard; I slack off.

Even the dog outside the sect works hard; I slack off.

Master: Yun Qingge, you have neither Wanwan's talent nor her diligence. And you think you can become a disciple of my Qingyun Sword Sect? What a delusion. You're not even fit to touch a strand of Wanwan's hair.

Me: I hope you don't pick me!!! Then thank you, truly. Thanks to you and your whole family.

Then came the selection trials for the Four Great Sects.

Tianyan Sect: You like slacking off? Then join our sect. We'll just grow flowers and grass, eat, and play with each other.

I thought I could start a life of slacking off, but can someone tell me why the Tianyan Sect has so many immortal pills and secret medicines, ancient scrolls, and even tea infused with spiritual energy?

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55Reads · 30 days

45.4kReads · all time

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