The Siheyuan's Strongest Tycoon System

“Guys, you’re not getting any younger, so take care of yourselves. Want to know how to stay healthy? Give up drinking and smoking.” “Brother Dong, what about you?” “I’ll hold off for now, but trust me, I’ll quit eventually.” Tian Dongdong was standing on the bunk bed in the dorm, bragging to his buddies, when he lost his balance. And then... well, there was no then. When he came to, he discovered he had transmigrated into a courtyard house. Yes, that courtyard house from all those online stories, supposedly full of scoundrels. Luckily, he was thick-skinned enough to beg and plead until he got himself a System, one even more unreliable than he was: the Heaven-Defying Tycoon System. All he had to do was recklessly give away money and donate supplies to randomly obtain a skill belonging to a character from Journey to the West. He was over the moon. With the System at his side, every day was a happy one. Bang Geng loves stealing things? No problem. He doesn’t have to steal. I’ll give him whatever he wants. The Third Uncle loves taking advantage of people? No worries. Your old pal Tian isn’t afraid. I’ll just give him what he wants. “Get lost!” “Get lost? Not a chance. How about I show you what life is like for a tycoon?”