Didn’t They Say Acting Like a Crazy Straight Guy Wouldn’t Attract Yandere Types?

Straight-laced guy VS sickly, unhinged maniac. A hilarious, meme-filled story with a huge age gap! Unhinged-guy literature! Being beautiful is a sin, and even being a lunatic won't save you from it. In a nutshell: How did a crazy, straight-laced man like me end up being loved by a possessive psycho? Xia Ji was a total scumbag. When a truck hit him, he was torn to pieces in the most miserable way. But hey, the weak complain about their circumstances, while the strong change them! He named the heroine of a tragic romance Xiong Qiang. Unsurprisingly, he became her dad. But then the male lead said, "Uncle, you're still quite the catch." Xia Ji: "Sounds like you're really desperate..." He advised his senior brother to cultivate the feminine path, while he cultivated the Cha Bai Dao path, because he was determined to take a different route! His senior brother clutched a handkerchief and sobbed, "Little junior brother~ Let~ me~ take~ care~ of~ you~" … Hehe, this is a really funny story! Don't worry about it, it's completely bonkers!! "Darling, you'd better explain why I saw you going to the supermarket with another guy last night to buy tangerines." "Listen, I bought mandarins, not tangerines."