They Told You to Go Home and Lie Flat, but You’re Livestreaming a Million a Day

Name: They Told You to Go Home and Lie Flat, but You’re Livestreaming a Million a Day
Author: Villa Plan

让你回家躺平，你直播日入百万

by Villa Plan (别墅计划)

Status: Completed
Length: 289k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

(Original title: "Mountain Foraging Diary: A Flying Whale Appears in the Valley"); [Post-2000s retire early + livestream mountain foraging + adorable forest animals + folk cuisine + bird-catching and shrimp fishing + leisurely rural life + cozy daily life] Shen Mufeng, born in the 2000s, quits his job and returns to his village to retire early. He plans to walk his dog, forage in the mountains, and enjoy a carefree country life.

But on his very first trip into the mountains, a whale flying on the wind appears in a valley, and his livestream goes wild;

“Ding! You’ve obtained [Beast Taming]. The birds and beasts of the mountains will throw tantrums, act cute, beg to be taken in, and obediently listen to you.”

“Ding! You’ve obtained [Complete Veterinary Encyclopedia]. Free a mother black bear, help a tigress give birth, set a vulture’s broken bone, and help a silly roe deer find its mother…”

“Ding! You’ve obtained [National Geographic Encyclopedia]: Share knowledge about the mountains’ rare and wondrous treasures on livestream, unravel mysterious legends, and open viewers’ eyes.”

“Ding! You’ve obtained [Legacy of a Master Chef]. One ordinary-looking plate of fragrant fried cicada nymphs leaves a hundred thousand viewers drooling.”

“Ding! You’ve obtained [Gynecology Expert]. I…”

Shen Mufeng can’t help blushing…

From then on, his mountain adventures get more and more exciting.

He explores the secrets of Mount Aishan with his beast and animal friends from the forest, uncovering all kinds of mysterious legends.

Dancing mushrooms in an abandoned village; man-eating tree spirits; an exploration of the Tiankeng donkey-headed wolf; ghostly shadows around hanging coffins; infant girls in the dark river; a city linked by a thousand caves; a giant Buddha in a sea cave; mountain treasures; accidentally entering the Village of the Departed; getting lost on Mount Ailao, until at last he encounters the legendary three-meter-tall ape king…

Stats

143Chapters

15Reads · 30 days

51.9kReads · all time

2Listens

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