[Alternate history, System, decisive about killing, no saintly protagonist, park your brain here, wish-fulfillment, Fourth Calamity]
[High-voltage warning: Li Er fans, please steer clear]
“How did I transmigrate to an alternate Tang dynasty and become a puppet double for Li Shimin…?”
“When Li Shimin comes back, I’m done for?”
Just as Chen Yue sinks into despair and decides to risk everything in a desperate gamble!
The System arrives!
“First, the Divine Department Store System: learn everything happening in the world without leaving home, befriend Old Li and Old Sun, and earn promotions and titles!”
“Second, the Divine Shuttle System: travel back and forth between the modern world and the historical world!”
“Third, the Divine Fake Emperor System: as long as you protect the interests of the court officials, no one will dare call you a fake emperor!”
“Fourth, the Fake Emperor Sign-In System: use a fake emperor’s body to take over the real emperor’s, and wash away the humiliation of the Central Plains with the blood of foreign tribes!”
After careful consideration, Chen Yue made his choice!
Several years later!
Li Er, beaming with delight, is just about to tell the empress and the others that he has discovered wondrous crops like sweet potatoes when he is shocked to find that someone has stolen his home!
“You bastard, that’s dirty pool! You stole the crystal without even a minion wave!”