You Shouldn't Meet Someone So Unforgettable When You're Young, Especially a Madman

[Goofy, handsome, all-around female director X tool-man male lead; an elite tycoon family with a serious-drama slant, a System, and a touch of madness. Her main job is directing variety shows.]

{Ahhh, my heroine is the coolest!!}

Also known as: “PD Ji Leads Everyone to Wealth (From Birth to the Grave)”

Ji Ci is a corpse collector. Thanks to her “making the dead lose face” job, she at least managed to land a civil-service position in the underworld.

But then she transmigrated into the body of the washed-up celebrity “Ji Ci” and had to earn merit points to stay alive

through things like helping people cross the street, picking up a penny, sorting trash, and, apparently, making people laugh.

Ji Ci had only meant to earn a few merit points, but instead became a wildly popular variety show director.

“What do you mean, my show connects to the underworld? You’re right, good eye. My show really does connect to the underworld.”

1.

A reporter asks why Ji Ci is always coming up with new ideas. Has she been plagiarizing other people?

Ji Ci replies cryptically with a vulgar line: “Because in my field, nobody can outdo me at pretending.”

2.

A hater shouts at Ji Ci: “Believe it or not, I’ll sue you until you’re working a sewing machine for the rest of your life.”

Ji Ci pouts, but the next moment, a new idea flashes through her mind.

Please tune in to my new variety show: “Go to Hell, Old Geezers”

The lineup, “Escape from the Underworld,” “Let’s Go Dumpster Diving Together,” and “Laugh and Lose Merit Points,” is still to be determined.

Drop out by the halfway point. The author finally went mad near the end and wiped out all the villains with one stray bullet.