Killing My Wife to Prove the Dao? Let Me Flatten the Book-Transmigration Bureau

[No CP, ensemble cast, livestreaming, System, rather unusual golden finger, rather unusual cultivation methods]

Jiang Tan transmigrated into a cannon-fodder character who was supposed to prove her Dao by killing her wife. But when she entered the world of immortal cultivation, she discovered she had absolutely no spiritual roots!

Choosing a major among the Eight Arts was a disaster: her life-preserving sword slipped from her hand and hit someone, her talismans were made by a humanoid printing machine, her pill furnace exploded, and her Beast Taming Art somehow contracted the original heroine's soul. Even cultivation meant getting struck by lightning. Nothing was normal!

Controlling corpses and commanding ghosts might be unethical, but it worked.

Not powerful enough? No problem, she could recruit people.

The crowd: “A whole sect of shameless scoundrels!”

But during one secret-realm expedition after another, Jiang Tan discovered that a monster with three fingers and four mouths had quietly infiltrated the immortal cultivation world until it was full of holes.

Did she have to save the world just to stay alive?

The spirit beasts of Luosuo Domain: “Who dares lay a hand on the dean of Zhengde Vocational and Technical College?!”

“Staying alive is the right path in this world, but choosing how to live has never been something worth condemning.”

“I want every cultivator to realize that killing your wife to prove your Dao is evil, slaughtering mortals is evil, and injustice is evil. I want you to realize that you've taken a wrong turn. Becoming an immortal isn't the only path open to us!”

“Rebels? No. I would rather you call us defenders of the Dao. We defend our own path, and we have no regrets, even in death.”

“And my Dao is to live!”

Souls offered up as sacrifices in blood, despair and loneliness entwined in the dark, hearts nourishing stone, beautiful dreams crashing down, evil spirits placing the world in the hands of gods. Those who prove themselves gods will be born from sin. Do not wail. Sway upon the tongue, burn in the flames, and enjoy the feast you deserve.

Those who prove themselves gods shall live forever