Siheyuan: The System Punishes Scumbags, and Qin Huairu Regrets It in Tears

[System] + [Face-Slapping] + [Transmigration] + [Putting Scumbags in Their Place] = Pure Wish Fulfillment

Gu Xiaobin, a police academy graduate, dies and comes back to life.

Looking at the Siheyuan he lives in, he’s a little baffled. Love in the Courtyard? More like Animals in the Courtyard!

Everyone in the neighborhood is waiting for him to die so they can take over his home, but Gu Xiaobin comes back to life instead.

Qin Huairu takes the initiative to seduce Jia Dongxu and break off their engagement?

Great, I’ll make your wish come true!

The hard-of-hearing old lady tells him to give up his home temporarily?

I’ll beat you to death, you old hag, and make you die of rage!

Gu Xiaobin, now alive and kicking, becomes the enemy of the entire courtyard.

Jia Zhangshi: Why aren’t you dead yet? Dear heavens, strike this little bastard dead with a bolt of lightning!

Liu Haizhong: His son’s new bride is about to move in, so why hasn’t that Gu kid died yet?

The whole courtyard hopes Gu Xiaobin will die, praying for it with three sticks of incense every day.

But then...

“You’re Gu Xiaobin, right? I’m your biological brother!”

A mysterious man under AAA-level security appears in the courtyard.

The animals go crazy:

“Oh no! Is it too late to apologize to that little bastard from the Gu family and try to get on his good side?”

Qin Huairu breaks down crying:

“Waaah, Xiaobin, Jia Dongxu was the one who seduced me back then! I’ll have your baby right now!”

Gu Xiaobin: “Get lost!”