A Goofy Girl Charges into the Cultivation World

[A hilarious story + fantasy + a heroine who grows stronger + no toxic female rivalry + no romance + a little squad] What? Train hard? That's the protagonist's job. Finding a powerful patron to cling to is what really matters. Many years later, Chu Jiaojiao holds up the Tetanus Blade and intimidates everyone in sight. For a moment, she is struck by a sudden realization: Wait, am I the powerful patron now? "You're the first-place winner of this cultivation tournament? Chu Jiaojiao?" "What, does my name not sound like the number one under heaven?" Little Scene 1 Seeing an unfamiliar man lying badly wounded by the roadside, Chu Jiaojiao gracefully turns around, gathers her skirt, and waves them on. "Quick, quick, let's go." The man: "?" Little Scene 2 Master: You need to soak in a medicinal bath to open up your meridians. Chu Jiaojiao: Could you add some anesthetic to the medicine? It really hurts. Master: ... Little Scene 3 Chu Jiaojiao takes out a lump of pills she's made and feeds it to Lin Xiaotian. Her master faints. You actually fed your fellow disciple shift! Little Scene 4 The Tetanus Blade? That's right, I am the Tetanus Blade.