Help! Why Is Someone’s Junior Sister a Body Cultivator?

【Golden Finger + Face-Slapping + No CP + Goofy Comedy + Fake System】 【A useless slacker at first, a career-driven heroine later.】 Who could have guessed that An Xi would transmigrate into a book? Her disastrous start nearly got her killed. Luckily, she escaped, only to end up in the villains’ lair by mistake! Her master is a sickly, handsome man who cultivates seven paths. An Xi immediately gives him a Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill to keep him alive. An Xi: “Someone even more powerful than the male power-fantasy protagonist can’t just die.” Her eldest senior brother is half human, half demon. When he learns the truth, he nearly falls apart. An Xi: “Don’t fall apart. If you break into any more pieces, I won’t be able to put you back together!” Her second senior brother has a male body and a feminine face. His bewitching looks nearly get him turned into a furnace cauldron. After being saved by the original heroine, he becomes a dog and dies taking a blade for her. An Xi: “Begone, you demon! Don’t you dare go near my second senior brother!” Her third senior sister crafts a divine artifact, only for the heroine to snatch it up? An Xi: “What belongs to my senior sister belongs to me, and what belongs to me belongs to everyone in the sect. Stealing my money is as good as killing my parents. You’re dead!” Her fourth senior brother turns evil because of their master. An Xi: “Fourth senior brother, stop trying so hard. Because your strength is about to arrive.” Her fifth senior brother is a cheerful, lively young man, but because of Fu Rou, he turns into a scheming, gloomy man. An Xi: “Damn it! I’m going to protect my cheerful boy!” At last, she stares at the System, which has taken physical form. “...” “How did you turn into a husky?” Husky System: “Surprised? Didn’t see that coming? I spent ages picking this body. It looks good, right?” An Xi rubs her forehead. “You must be desperate if you like just anything!”