When I open my eyes, I've become the CEO's special assistant in a melodramatic angst novel.
I must have slaughtered pigs in my last life to end up as a CEO's assistant in this one.
Overtime is mandatory.
My salary gets docked.
There are no bonuses or performance incentives.
The male lead is handsome but unhinged.
The female lead is beautiful but brainless.
The female lead has a hangnail, and the male lead demands that the driver get her to the hospital within ten minutes.
Me: "Mr. Gu, I know you're in a hurry, but please don't panic."
First, the villa is out in the suburbs. We can't get to the hospital in ten minutes.
Second, this is a driver, not a plane!
Finally, Mr. Gu, you can force someone into a relationship, but you can't ask the impossible.
