Journey to the West: How Is This Monk Tang? He's a Bandit!

[Ruthless and decisive, never a bleeding heart. Show mercy once, and they’ll fleece you for every last cent!] [Mindless + mindless + mindless + hilarious + hilarious + hilarious] “Wukong, what’s wrong with sparing the White Bone Spirit’s life so your master can discuss Buddhism?” “Wukong, what’s wrong with sparing the Scorpion Demon’s life so your master can preach the Way?” “Wukong, don’t kill that rat demon. Back when your master was listening to the scriptures, I deliberately dozed off, and a grain of rice fell from my toe and saved her life. She ought to repay that debt.” “Wukong, Bajie, Sha, you can all go. I’ll stay in the Kingdom of Women and become a live-in son-in-law...” Three words to live by: Liberate Spirit Mountain, capture the Tathagata alive, and face-slapping fate. Tang Sanzang leads his disciples west. They slap the demons in the face and rob the gods and Buddhas of their fortune. The Tathagata and the Buddhas have run out of luck, and Guanyin Bodhisattva has switched sides and pledged allegiance. He is the true lord of all the gods and Buddhas in heaven! The World Within: a realm that devours the souls of demons and ghosts, creates heaven and earth, and reshapes an entirely new world.