I Can Unite the World All by Myself! The System: That's Hilarious

[The golden finger was taken away by Tomato halfway through, so the author tearfully changed direction]

Chen Ze transmigrates into an age of chaos and becomes the emperor of the Qian Kingdom, awakening the Foolish Emperor System.

“Against his will,” Chen Ze can only put his excellent ability to learn to use.

Guangshen, the Later Lord, Huizong, and plenty more, including the Northern Qi royal family, whose antics will shatter your worldview.

Go on, learn from them. One lesson and you’ll be speechless.

In court:

“Your Majesty, there is no food in the city, and many refugees have starved to death.”

“If there’s no food, why not eat meat porridge?”

“I impeach the Chancellor for abusing his power and bringing ruin to the country and its people.”

“I’m cultivating the Dao and refining elixirs, so I’ve entrusted state affairs to the Chancellor. Do not speak such nonsense!”

In the harem:

No, three thousand beauties aren’t nearly enough. I think I need to build another Epang Palace.

In military affairs:

The master tactician takes the field: “Send word to the front line. Move the fifth bed crossbow on the eastern wall of Shangyong Pass five paces to the left!”

Zhao the Ninth takes the field: “Stop right there. Let me show you these thirteen golden orders.”

Pools of wine and forests of meat, debauchery without restraint, a life of luxury and excess.

An emperor who manages to be foolish in every possible way keeps making decisions that leave his ministers dumbfounded.

But something seems a little off.

Why does the Central Plains look so much like a piece of meat on His Majesty’s plate?

Qin and Wei, can’t you do anything right? Why do you crumble at the slightest touch?

Your Majesty, please wait. The Bronze Sparrow Terrace isn’t full yet. We’ll go capture a Xiongnu princess from the grasslands for you right away!