The Court Officials Kneel to Gawk at Gossip While I Secretly Rewrite the Plot

[Everyone Can Read Minds + Wacky Comedy + Romance! The Male Lead Has a Secret Crush on the Female Lead + Beloved-by-All Power Fantasy]

Song Zhi transmigrates into the body of a low-ranking female official and gets bound to a gossip System.

She plans to lie flat and do nothing, but the System tells her that her father is about to cough up blood and die. Luckily, she can alter the plot by changing words to homophones.

Without a moment's hesitation, Song Zhi thinks: [Change “cough up blood and die” to “cough up snow and bark like a dog”!]

“Someone coughing up blood in June must have been wronged!” When Eunuch Liu learns of this bizarre phenomenon, he races back to the palace to report it to the emperor.

The old emperor finds it hard to believe, but that day in court, he discovers that every civil and military official, himself included, can hear the inner thoughts of the young lady from the Chu family.

[What the hell! The person the Minister of Revenue has secretly loved for twenty years is the old emperor? And he's been secretly hoarding the old emperor's underwear?]

Old Emperor: ...How dare this lecherous minister covet me! What gall! Hmph, at least the lecher has good taste, falling for me! I'll promote him, then!

[Oh no! The old emperor is so excited reading a storybook called The Minister's Exclusive Beloved Young Husband that he's about to drop dead!]

Song Zhi: [Whatever. I'll handle it.]