Before the Spiritual Qi Revival, I Tricked an Old Man in the Park into Practicing Immortality

[Skilled Actor, Upside-Down Logic, Lighthearted Comedy, System Cultivation] “Grandpa! Do you want to live forever and share the same lifespan as Heaven?” “Grandma, you were born with a bewitching physique. Would you like to reclaim your youth and become a femme fatale?” The college entrance exams were just around the corner, but one high school senior was neglecting his studies. Every day, he went to Qingshan Park to coax the old men and women into... practicing with him. “Cultivation? What nonsense!” “Kid, we may be old, but we’re not stupid.” At first, no one believed him. But then... “Li, we agreed to practice tai chi. What the heck is that lightning bolt in your palm?” “Grandma, stop fooling around. What do you mean, flying on a sword...” “Grandma’s not joking. Watch this. Grandma’s taking off.” ???? “Patient, you’ve got one huge kidney stone!” “Bullshit! That’s a Golden Core!” The police arrived... “Ma’am, you’ve been scammed. Come with us and give a statement.” “Officer, my master has already formed a Golden Core, and you’re calling him a fraud?” Jiang Li got a second chance at life and knew in advance that spiritual energy was about to revive, and that demonic cultivators from beyond the realm were on their way! In this life, he awakened the [Disciple Instruction System] and, from the start, tricked old men in the park into cultivating, giving rise to countless powerful cultivators in the Dragon Kingdom! When cultivators from beyond the realm finally arrived... They found themselves facing a whole host of Nascent Soul monsters. And the legend of a Deity Transformation cultivator...