If You’re as Crazy as Me, That’s Freaking Awesome

[Clear-headed strong female lead, strong female and male leads, playing dumb while hiding one's strength, tons of memes, taking down scumbags] Female Martial Arts Alliance Leader VS Young General Ye Xiaoxiao spent her life as a corporate drone. After quitting her job, she transmigrated into the world's top martial arts expert and leader of the Martial Arts Alliance. The previous alliance leader had been responsible for breaking up fights, delivering babies, and playing the suona at funerals. Ye Xiaoxiao was at her breaking point. She quit overnight. Whoever wanted to be this workhorse of an alliance leader could have the job. The Martial Arts Alliance Leader has four protectors: Lin Feng, Jing Lei, Di Huo, and Zi Dian. Why does Lin Feng's name sound so poetic, while the other three are so embarrassing to say? Blame the author! Zi Dian and another male character, Number Eighteen: Zhang Buhuo, are both romantic entanglements the original owner left Ye Xiaoxiao. Zi Dian is a lovesick yandere, and Zhang Buhuo is a greasy creep. Ye Xiaoxiao figures she needs to get out of there, fast! Just as Ye Xiaoxiao is enjoying her “time on the run,” a naked, unconscious handsome man suddenly appears in her backyard! What is going on? Why does this handsome man look exactly like the idol she used to have a crush on?! Tsk, tsk, what a face! Tsk, tsk, those abs! Tsk, tsk, what a body! It's not too much to admire him while he's unconscious, right? And it wouldn't hurt to touch him once, right? And then sleep with him... Ahem! A handsome man in your bed, and you don't flirt with him? You'd be a monster! But! Ye Xiaoxiao was only a little risqué in what she said and a little flirtatious in how she acted. Why did the handsome man start crying?! Now Ye Xiaoxiao really felt like a monster! A few notes: 1. The author is completely unhinged, and the story is packed with memes! 2. The male lead appears in Chapter 22. Once he does, the main plot begins.