Desire Grand Prix: Honkai: Star Rail from the Start

After just finishing the Version 2.0 story, Xiao Mo remembered what some roasted-chicken-loving fool had said: “Easygoing, happy, and sunny.” Without hesitation, he wrote down his wish to save Firefly and Robin on the DGP Wish Card he had just bought. He’d written it as a joke, never expecting that the instant his pen left the card, it would turn into a streak of light, shatter space, and suck him into a black hole. He awakened the Myriad Worlds Draw System and got Kamen Rider Decade’s Driver right from the start. Wait! Why is the Desire Grand Prix in the world of Honkai: Star Rail?! The world had turned bizarre. Why was Uncle Cold Legs howling in the pigsty in the middle of the night? Why was Plaster Head repeatedly shouting “Add points, add points, add points!” at some guy? Why was Firefly piloting a Bear Tyrant... Gundam? Why was Sparkle running through Penacony yelling, “Damn it, Seven is still chasing me!”? Why were Frieren and her party eating Qiongshi Bird Skewers and Singing Lotus Cakes with Furina in Xianzhou Luofu?! Why was Bocchi forming a band with Serval? Why was Klee playing Hook’s hole-punch machine!!! Why was Silver Wolf gaming with Saitama!! Why was Godzilla fighting Phantylia?? Why were Ultraman Zero and Vegeta arguing!!! What on earth happened to this world!!!!