Ronaldo Begged Me Not to Become a Naturalized Player, While Yossi Cried with Envy

A top goalkeeper is here to take the football world by storm.

Lei Ming is imposing and ferocious, with an aura that can overpower twenty-one men at once. He is Portugal's guardian deity and the man every football striker dreads facing.

A goalkeeper who negotiates: he recites football's unwritten rules every morning and knows exactly how to turn two red cards into one yellow. He often leaves opponents looking utterly miserable, unable to win even a single corner.

King of the six-yard box: with nerves of steel, he loves provoking players who are bad but still eager to show off. When facing a penalty, he often says, "That's right, you, Little Dingding. Come over here and face me one-on-one if you've got the guts. Yoshi, it's so small I can't even see it."

A master of iconic moments: ever since his debut, he has delivered a legendary scene every season. The local media both love and hate him, often weeping in despair. Goalkeepers used to be the backdrop for strikers, but since his debut, he has become the wall of sighs for the front line.

He reached his peak the moment he debuted, stayed there for three years, then another three. Who would have thought he would still be at his peak ten years later? When are you finally going to get injured and sit out?

When people ask how he stays in competitive form, he recommends football's unwritten rules: recite them every day, and you can be as strong as me.

His idol, Buffon, is football's evergreen star. He, meanwhile, is football's eternal rising star, because his girlfriends are always eighteen.