I, Illumi's Big Brother: Hisoka Calls Me a Giant Apple

Name: I, Illumi's Big Brother: Hisoka Calls Me a Giant Apple
Author: Ink-Splashing Sword Immortal

我，伊尔迷大哥，西索直呼大苹果

by Ink-Splashing Sword Immortal (泼墨剑仙)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 408k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 9mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

In his previous life, Hiro, a god-tier assassin who longed for family affection, transmigrated into the world of Hunter x Hunter and became the eldest son of the Zoldyck Family.

A natural Nen user, he awakened the Nen Ability [Assassin's Destiny], growing stronger every time he completed an assassination mission.

To make up for the regrets of his previous life, Hiro made a [Vow and Restriction]:

"I swear, as long as my family is spared every unnatural death..."

"I'll kill even the most powerful person in the world for you to see!"

And so, the vow was sealed.

From then on, Hiro was trapped in the assassination space every day, where he had to kill powerful targets to return to reality.

Although the cycle of death had become a required part of Hiro's daily life,

every morning,

the Zoldyck Family would see a sunny young man bustling about in the kitchen,

preparing a delicious, fragrant breakfast with his own hands.

Illumi: "Big Brother, stop cooking and beat me up!"

Milluki: "Why is my breakfast so small? Big Brother, I don't want to lose weight!"

Killua: "Big Brother, hungry, want food!"

Alluka and Nanika: "Big Brother, thank you for helping everyone accept me!"

Kalluto: "Big Brother dotes on Alluka so much. It must be because she wears girls' clothes. I can do that too!"

Silva: "Once you've eaten, train properly! Don't think you can slack off just because your big brother has your back!"

Kikyo: "Ahhh, the Zaku helmet my son made for me is so freaking cool!"

Zeno: "Grandpa, you can die with your eyes closed now."

Maha: "Bullshit! You old geezer of a grandson, you die first! I haven't had my fill of my precious great-great-grandson's cooking!"

And on the tour bus heading to Kukuroo Mountain, Hisoka smiled. "Big apple, I'm coming to find you~"

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954Reads · 30 days

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120Shelf adds, last 14 days

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So good! I absolutely love the protagonist's sunny and cheerful personality! Everything he does is logical and well-planned; he's not a saint nor does he blindly save people, and he's strong enough on his own! 🥰 Author, please keep up the good work, and please don't stop updating!!! 💕😘
33 likes2y ago
It's really good! Author, please don't stop updating! However, I think Menqi is better suited to be beautiful on her own. Writing about her being lovesick was too painful. A one-star Gourmet Hunter isn't the type of girl who would be lovesick.
27 likes10mo ago
It's really interesting. The protagonist's personality is a bit cunning, but only towards his family. Would he do anything to achieve his goals? (It feels like I haven't finished reading it, so you can skip this review. I just gave a random review because the book has a low rating but is a good read.)
12 likes2y ago
I'm not very good at expressing myself, but believe me, this novel is much more exciting than you imagine. Although I've only read up to chapter 19, the protagonist's personality is very distinct, and I really like it.
12 likes2y ago
Could you please let me draw a time-travel technique? When I saw that the protagonist is an assassin and his name starts with "Hi," the first thing that came to mind was Hit from Dragon Ball. The book is very good, keep it up! 💕
11 likes2y ago
This is a very creative Hunter x Hunter fanfiction, it's so good, but there aren't enough of them, I read it all in one go!
11 likes2y ago
How could it end so quickly?! I didn't get to enjoy it enough! 🤦 It's not over yet!
11 likes2y ago
It's clearly very well written! Why is the rating so low? And judging from the setting, it seems to be from the old version! I love reading it even more now! I've looked for a lot of Hunter x Hunter fanfiction! So far, this one has left a very good impression on me!
10 likes2y ago
I could sense that the beginning was a bit awkward, but it got better as it went on. Keep it up, author! ^0^~ [Requesting more updates!][Requesting more updates!]
10 likes2y ago
To be honest, it's been quite good so far, but I hope there will be more fight scenes later on. I'm getting a bit tired of the slice-of-life scenes. Also, I'd like some more emphasis on the plot, for example, things that aren't in the original work. But ultimately, it's up to the author.
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