The first thing my new neighbor did after adding me on WeChat was demand that I change my username. Then she accused me of bringing bad luck to her husband.
In the gentlest voice, she made the most unreasonable demands.
Ha. Life is so dull, even a toad thinks it can lecture a human.
I may not know the art of fake sweetness, but I know a few fighting moves. That's more than enough to deal with you lot.
