[Mind-reading + having your mind read + lie flat + sharp tongue]
(No CP, and this is not palace intrigue! FanFan, please stop slapping random labels on it o(╥﹏╥)o)
Liu Yu thought she was having the worst luck ever. All she did was take a fall, and not only did she remember how she had transmigrated into a book, she somehow gained the memories of several past lives, too. The worst part was that she had been unlucky in every single one, and had never lived to see twenty!
Could she put up with that?
Of course she could.
In her previous lives, she had awakened those memories before and fought back, but she had still died young. Liu Yu was tired. She was done trying.
In this life, she only wanted to enjoy her final days. With the plot of this world and memories of her past lives, anyone who dared to upset her would have their deepest secrets exposed. If they didn't like it, they could fight her. She'd do whatever made her comfortable.
She had everything planned out, but then everyone around her suddenly started hearing her thoughts.
[The Crown Prince and the Second Prince will fight over a woman until they leave each other badly injured.]
[That bastard of an emperor will betray my aunt.]
[Someone will swindle my second brother out of every last coin.]
[Oh, Great Sheng will be destroyed at the end. That's no good, we'll all be dead!]
Everyone: !
She had planned to lie flat and enjoy herself in her final days, but who knew the plot would veer further and further off course? None of those things happened, and somehow she even started hearing other people's thoughts. Most importantly, how had a lazy fish like her ended up in court, arguing circles around all the officials?
The Emperor: If you tell them, they won't be able to talk about me anymore, right?
Reader advisory: The author is a beginner! A beginner! A beginner! It's important, so I'll say it three times! I don't have a funny bone, so the plot might not be that funny. If you don't like that, please don't
