Three Hundred Years of Wind and Clouds in Great Ming

Eat, drink, visit brothels, gamble, smoke: I'm the best at all of it. Swindle, cheat, lie, and steal: I'm an expert at every trick! Want to know who I am? Zhu Yuanzhang's brother-in-law, The Ming dynasty's number-one spoiled young master! I blew up Chen Youliang, captured Zhang Shicheng alive, and made the Mongol emperor my slave! I love beautiful women, and I love silver! Fairness and justice? Don't come to me. I'm the best at wrongful convictions! I'm just me, the brightest firework in the Ming dynasty. Everyone else gets furious when they see me, and even I get annoyed with myself! That's what happens when you have a good brother-in-law! Where did the Jianwen Emperor run off to? I'll drag him out. What did Zhu Di do? I'll get to the bottom of it. Emperor Yingzong, the one who opened the gates to the enemy, come here and get a couple of slaps. Zhu Qiyu, how did your crown prince die? Jiajing, why are you so obsessed with alchemy? Do you like being a cuckold? Hongzhi Emperor Zhu Youtang, why did you marry only one wife? What are you looking at? You, Tang Bohu, hurry up and paint me some erotic pictures. Zhu Houzhao, why don't you have any children? Is this girl not pretty enough? Wang Mingyang, do you like bamboo? Zhu Youxiao, how did you die? Why were you so fond of old women? Zhu Youjian, have you no shame? Why did you hang yourself? How did the Ming dynasty end up falling in your hands? Ma Xiaoshuai's shameless, smug grin Gives countless enemies nightmares every night. The sixteen emperors of the Ming dynasty all despair when they see him!