Ghost Officer of the Mortal Realm

Sigh! I’m guaranteed not to get Saturday off, and there’s no guarantee I’ll get Sunday off either. Nothing anyone says can help. My job isn’t even covered by labor laws. I catch ghosts every day, have won countless Good Person awards, and had more than a few female ghosts secretly flirt with me, but in the end, I’m still prowling every corner of the city under cover of night.