Ridiculous! Whose Little Junior Uncle Loves Cream Puffs?

[Lighthearted, ABO, Everyone's Favorite, Feel-Good, Slight Harem Vibes, 1v1]

[Sweet and Obedient Junior Disciple X Ruthless Buddhist Cultivator Uncle]

Meow Meow Mountain, the greatest sect in the cultivation world.

Even its revered guardian divine beast is a feline.

Shen Li transmigrates, body and soul, and is instantly stunned by the fluffy creatures covering the mountains.

Because at that moment, he is holding the only catnip around, sweating buckets.

The fearsome and mighty Demon Venerable of old failed his tribulation, turned into a Maine Coon, and came looking for Shen Li.

Hilarious. Take him to get neutered.

From then on, the Demon Venerable gets a new job, gloriously named: bodyguard.

In reality, Shen Li ties him up outside his cave dwelling to guard the entrance.

When Uncle-Master Chu Zhu, who was out searching for opportunities, hears about it, his Dao heart wavers. He coughs up several pounds of blood and nearly loses both body and soul.

Chu Zhu: How dare you steal from my home!

Senior Brother Fusu spends three hundred years trying to win Shen Li over. Only after he ascends through tribulation does he realize that, because his Wi-Fi signal was bad, he picked up the wrong script from the System (eyes brimming with tears).

After ascending, Shen Li says: Wow, there are so many immortals in the sky! Huh? Why is my true soul all fluffy?