I Told You to Open a Treasure Map, and You Dug Up the Great Sage Equal to Heaven?

Good news, huge news! Jack Ma in Hangzhou has unearthed an eighth-grade Golden Core, giving Great Xia another Martial Emperor! Richard Liu of Dog Dong has unearthed a dimensional wormhole, and Dog Dong’s delivery speeds are about to reach a whole new level! A high school student has unearthed the legacy of the Star of Literature and has already secured a place at one of the top universities in Beijing! An unknown person has dug up the sacred weapon buried by Pony Ma, the president of Penguin. Pony says he’ll pay a billion just to get it back! ... The will of Heaven has descended. Everyone gets a treasure map, and the age of treasure maps has begun across the world! With a treasure map, anyone can dig up immortal pills, divine weapons, or the legacy of immortals. Of course, they might also dig up zombie viruses or apocalyptic monsters that threaten humanity. Cheng Huan transmigrates into this world and binds himself to the Bad Luck System: for every ten bouts of bad luck, he’s guaranteed one stroke of good luck! A billion tons of nuclear wastewater? Send it to Japan! A hundred thousand zombies? Send them to America! A goblin tribe? Send them to Eagleland! ... What? Fragments of the Golden Cudgel? The Stone Monkey? The Seventy-Two Transformations? My good luck is back! Three-star fusion: Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong! ... Ten years later, the Demon Gods invade Blue Star, only to discover that there’s just one country here: Great Xia! And the True Lord Erlang, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, and the Third Prince have been waiting for them all along! “So you’re the Demon God everyone’s been talking about?” “Sorry, big brothers. I’ve got the wrong place.”