Come to My Office for a Moment

I'm a hardworking corporate drone who loves helping people.

When I heard a male colleague say his chest felt uncomfortable, I felt it was my duty to help him out.

I seized the opportunity and gave it a feel.

It felt pretty nice, though it was a bit hard.

My colleague asked, “Have you felt enough?”

I replied, “I checked myself. Nothing wrong with it.”

Then my colleague walked into the general manager's office.

I was stunned.

Wait, the new boss who was parachuted in was right beside me all along!