Come to My Office for a Moment

I'm a hardworking corporate drone who loves helping people. When I heard a male colleague say his chest felt uncomfortable, I felt it was my duty to help him out. I seized the opportunity and gave it a feel. It felt pretty nice, though it was a bit hard. My colleague asked, “Have you felt enough?” I replied, “I checked myself. Nothing wrong with it.” Then my colleague walked into the general manager's office. I was stunned. Wait, the new boss who was parachuted in was right beside me all along!