Childhood Sweethearts

Our 100-day anniversary.

I gave my girlfriend a silver watch.

The next day, my secretary sent me a listing from a secondhand marketplace, priced at 200.

The caption read: "A loser simp gave this to me. Probably not worth much, but it's good for a laugh."

I was so angry I laughed, then bought it back.

How could she know this was a limited-edition piece, worth thirty million?

Later, after her family fell into ruin, she begged me for help. "A Chen, for old times' sake, I only need thirty million."

I smiled and turned her down. "Sorry, you're not worth a penny."