Prince, Hurry and Catch Her! Your Mad Princess Has Run Off with the Money

[Marriage first, love later + putting scumbags in their place + both leads are occasionally unhinged] [This is just for fun, don't curse at the author] Deng Yingshu had nightmares for a whole month, dying in all kinds of ways. She was so mentally shattered that she couldn't focus, fell into a river, and died. When she opened her eyes again, she had become a legitimate daughter rejected and abandoned by her family, casually married off to a useless prince. Everyone felt free to make snide remarks at her, and the prince's residence was crammed with all sorts of awful, eccentric women who caused trouble every day. Her damn birth family also kept sticking their noses in, determined to squeeze every last bit of value out of her. So Deng Yingshu went completely berserk and beat them all senseless. Her deadbeat father told her to steal intelligence, so she handed him a book of erotic illustrations instead. Her biased mother told her to take her younger sister out to see the world, so Deng Yingshu gave the girl a spectacularly embarrassing experience. When the troublemakers in the prince's residence fought over a man's favor, that was easy: she simply crushed them by force. Her crippled husband sneered, “Why must the Princess Consort act this way? You just look down on me for being useless!” Deng Yingshu rolled her eyes. “If you're bad at it, practice more. If you can't handle losing, don't play!” Later, a guard reported that the Princess Consort had run off with the money. Her lame husband raced through the rain at night. “My wife, don't go!” Deng Yingshu looked back and raised her middle finger. “You pathetic loser!”