Liu Xing: Making a Fortune Through Stand-Up Comedy

[Lighthearted + slice of life] I transmigrated back to the capital in 2004 and became Liu Xing, the son in the sitcom Home with Kids. Just as I was immersed in all these childhood memories, the System assigned me a mission: to become Guo Degang’s apprentice. Fourteen-year-old Liu Xing gets a crosstalk System and vows to usher in the golden age of crosstalk and sweep the entertainment industry. Performing, going to school, making money: if it can make me look cool, I can do it all. [Giving Teacher Guo pointers in front of everyone] [Stealing the show from Da Jin] [Your humble servant is none other than Deyun’s eldest senior brother] [Protecting Xiao Yue] [I may be no great talent, but I can sing, speak, perform comic dialogue, and act] [Xiao Xue] Your little brother will put you through Stanford [Xiao Yu] Listen to your big brother and buy a Panamera [Liu Mei and Xia Donghai] Retire already. Why are you still working some lousy job? After everything, I came back still nineteen! Note: There are no genuinely bad people in this story, and I have no intention of portraying anyone as a villain. It simply depicts the many faces people show when their interests are at stake. Dear readers, please try not to get too invested.