I’m Just a Kept Man, So Why Do They Call Me a Top-Tier Star?

Name: I’m Just a Kept Man, So Why Do They Call Me a Top-Tier Star?
Author: Shuai Te's Diary

我只是个软饭男，她们却喊我顶流

by Shuai Te's Diary (帅特日记)

Status: Completed
Length: 302k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Male-Oriented] [Everyday Madness] [Lighthearted] [Showbiz] [Bickering Couple]

Xuan Yu transmigrates into the body of a rich heir, only to go bankrupt from the start.

His new parents sell him to his archenemy, the Bai family, as a live-in son-in-law.

Xuan Yu gets a Sugar Baby System. He plans to enter showbiz and pay off his debts by singing, but when he learns he owes thirty billion, he gives up on trying.

All he wants is to quietly live off someone else, selling songs to earn sugar baby points from beautiful women. But the System turns him into a top-tier star.

He sells the songs “Three Bows to the Mortal World” and “Love You” to a pure-hearted campus belle for sixty million.

On a music variety show, he uses “Night Song” to teach the rappers what real rap is.

His song “Visitor from Beyond the Sky” makes his CEO fiancée cry as she gives him half her premarital assets.

But he has talent and no morals. When a rival provokes him on a music show, he spits in their face.

When a friend “betrays” him, he sings a diss track on the spot during the show, then declares, “Every last one of you here who's insulted me is trash!”

On a variety show, he leads a group of celebrities to perform at funerals for cash. He earns ten thousand yuan but gives the other stars just four hundred each.

The pure-hearted campus belle: “I miss you.”

Xuan Yu: “If you miss me, send me money. The account number hasn't changed. It's still the one at China Construction Bank.”

Years later, a reporter interviews Xuan Yu:

Reporter: What's your motto in life?

Xuan Yu: If you can make things difficult for others, don't make them difficult for yourself.

Reporter: As a top-tier star in the entertainment industry, what's your wish?

Xuan Yu: To stay young forever, always be vicious with my insults, and keep going crazy in the middle of the night.

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