The Health-Conscious Football I Play

“Coach, I think I'll get diarrhea in the second half. How about I only play the first half?”

“Coach, don't worry. Give me twenty minutes and I'll guarantee the match is wrapped up.”

“Coach, I think I'll catch a cold during the first half of tomorrow's match. How about I only play the second half?”

Looking at Fang Yuan, Rastelli clenched both fists behind his back, then forced a smile, practically gritting his teeth.

“Sure, no problem, Fang. If you're feeling unwell, I'll have the team doctor take a look at you.”

“No need, Coach. You're too kind. Don't worry, we'll definitely win tomorrow's match.”

How the hell can you predict you'll get diarrhea in the second half and catch a cold tomorrow? If you weren't our hope for avoiding relegation, I'd have kicked you out ages ago! Watching Zhao Tiezhu walk away, Rastelli felt a splitting headache from sheer anger.

Fang Yuan is a product of the warped football environment in Huaguo. With the help of the Wellness System, he begins an utterly bizarre legendary career in European football.