Honkai: Star Rail: I Dismantled Aha from the Start to Entertain Everyone

[Set in the MiHoYo universe, involving Honkai Impact 3rd, with the main story in Honkai: Star Rail] Xing Yu: I once had countless assets and a wonderful life, but unfortunately, those two bastards, the Superego and the Id, dragged me into the world of Honkai: Star Rail. Before I could even get to the bottom of things with that bastard, the Superego, the Astral Express suddenly crashed right into me. To get revenge, I chose to sneak aboard the train and make a bomb to blow it up. But that bastard Aha stole the bomb and blew up the train again! It was infuriating. In a fit of rage, I split Aha’s mask into seven pieces and scattered them across the universe, like the Dragon Balls. That way, the story would be more fun. … Trailblazer: If I put on the mask, I’ll lose my emotions. If I don’t, I can’t save you all. What am I supposed to do...? March 7th: There’s a bad guy on the train. “Otto,” revived after being corrupted by Honkai. Welt: Honkai is still chasing me. Bronya: Keep moving forward with the consciousness of the Herrscher of Reason, Clara. You’re a student I’m proud of. Clara: Mr. Svarog, fire. Xing Yu: I heard Aha and Yaoshi are the real couple! Just hear me out: Yaoshi was originally a kind and saintly woman. She donned armor to protect the common people, died on the battlefield, and ascended as the Aeon of Abundance. Aha, her childhood friend, couldn’t accept reality. Calling himself a Fool, he deceived the world and spent five hundred years climbing the Imaginary Tree. At the top of the Imaginary Tree, he saw the rebirth of the one he loved. Hearing the pure cry of a newborn, Aha burst out laughing and became an Aeon. March 7th: Your history may not be history, but it sure is a load of crap. Otto: ...