You Practice Magic, I Cultivate Immortality. That’s Perfectly Reasonable!

[Urban cultivation + cultivation for all + slightly slow start + feel-good story + “everyday” life + villains + funny cultivation + mindless fun + global livestream + invincible power progression] Yi Ye was born into the belly of a wealthy socialite. He thought he would spend his life eating, drinking, and having fun. But when he was three, human traffickers abducted him to a remote village in the mountains. His “adoptive mother” accidentally spills paraquat into the rice bin? Just wash it off. Eating rice is such a deadly pleasure. A self-satisfied old beggar wants to trade a martial arts manual for a steamed bun? Ha! I'd give it to a wild fox by the roadside before I'd give it to you. A beautiful master takes him into her sect, only for him to discover that she also has a beautiful wife? He just thinks it's so nice when girls are together~ After completing his training and coming down the mountain, Yi Ye is completely dumbfounded. No one told him that everyone down the mountain practices magic. So what does it make me when I fly on a sword and tear space apart? A magic trick?