One-Handed Disconnect Garen, Torturing Everyone Until They Lose It

【LOL + competition + silly comedy + fun】 “Su Chen! Do you even know what champion you picked?” “Garen. What’s the problem, Coach Abu?” “You’re asking me what the problem is? This is a professional match! A do-or-die game!!! And in such an important match, you pick a champion for little kids and ask me what the problem is???” “But you’re the one who said to pick a champion that’s both tanky and can deal damage. I figured Garen fit the bill pretty well.” Su Chen made his LPL debut and picked split-push Garen in a crucial do-or-die game. From the start, he went straight to the enemy’s high ground to cut off the minion wave, stunning everyone. He never joined a single team fight all game. Everyone wondered which Bronze-tier god had wandered onto the professional stage. Just as the players thought they’d run into a kindred spirit and the coach was considering resigning to take responsibility, Su Chen won the game with a perfect 0/0/0 score on Garen! And took home MVP! Saint: “How can anyone turn a 5v5 competitive game into a single-player game?!” 957: “I asked Riot more than once to remove Zz’Rot Portal and Banner of Command, but they said both items were really cool in Su Chen’s hands!!!!” Uzi: “How can someone play top-lane Janna just to protect bot lane??? Why can’t I have a top laner like that?!” A whole host of LPL coaches: “How can there be a player this impossible to deal with??? How are we supposed to prepare for him?!!”