Transmigrate to Another World: I Thought It Was a Game, but I Broke Through the Heavens

Just because I ran my mouth in the comments, a shady company kidnapped me and trapped me in a game! How did a game this explicit even pass review? After being stuck in the game for three days with no way to log out, I completely panicked! The NPCs here are ridiculously powerful, but luckily I have a cheat ability: my pressure is off the charts! Can’t beat you? I’ll hit you with my pressure and scare you to death! Now hurry up and hand over your resources! You found out I’m actually weak? Sorry, I really was a little weak before. Your resources came in handy, and I’ve leveled up. Ten days later, the city lord begged me to become the next city lord. Too bad it’s only a game. Even a dog wouldn’t take that job. I want to go home! Ten years later, I broke through the Heavenly Dao! I’m about to ascend! I crossed countless universes. What’s that? That’s Blue Star! What am I looking at?! I’m looking at my mom! You’re telling me this isn’t a game?! No System, no heroine, fighting monsters and leveling up, acting cool and face-slapping, pure wish fulfillment, slapstick humor, and side characters who wildly overinterpret everything. Genius girl: “I just want to have Zhang Yishui’s babies! He keeps saying the content is too explicit and he’ll get banned! I have no idea what he means!” Dream Qing, the immortal maiden: “Disciple, you’re still young. I’m three hundred years old and this is the first time I’ve fallen for a man. Just let me have Zhang Yishui!” Saintess: “Senior Brother, stop talking to me. I’m afraid Yishui will get the wrong idea!” Heavenly Realm’s female sage: “I’ve cultivated for three hundred thousand years, and Zhang Yishui is the first man who’s ever made my heart flutter. I offered him my bed, and he actually called me old?” The Ten Great Geniuses: “Compared to Zhang Yishui, I’m a pile of crap! No, we’re not worthy of comparing ourselves to him!” Sect bigwigs: “Senior! Please stop calling me senior! If you call me that again, I’ll kill myself!” Demonic Realm founder: “Just call me Little Demon.”