Thrilling! A Psycho Gangster Wants to Marry the Acting CEO

One-line summary: The Empress Dowager wants to arrange a marriage for me Younger, unhinged thug x older, abstinent CEO A System malfunction causes three-year-old Rong Zhuomu to go missing and end up in another world. He grows up stumbling along in an orphanage there, but turns out badly. By the time the System finds Rong Zhuomu, he's already a venerable 28 years old and beyond saving. With no way to make things right, the System sends out its newest model, the System Yang Mianmian, to bring Rong Zhuomu back to the world where he belongs as compensation. Yang Mianmian, stuck cleaning up this mess, is in a panic. How did it end up with a Host like this? This is an emergency! The unhinged thug Rong Zhuomu transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to a mysterious System in order to come back to life. On his first day after transmigrating, he's told he'll inherit a fortune worth billions. But Rong Zhuomu has never been one to strive for success, and spends every day slacking off. In the end, the Rong family's Empress Dowager has no choice but to send the acting CEO to supervise him day in and day out. When Rong Zhuomu sees Lu Zonglü, the acting CEO, in a white suit and holding a ruler, he finally gets his act together and obediently clocks in to work every day. A story that looks like one man is being disciplined, but is actually about him being conquered. A skilled hunter often appears in the guise of prey. System + no-brains thrills + sweet romance + transmigration to another world + two male leads + one-on-one, both pure and inexperienced + seme POV + older love interest + Qian Kun Theme: It's not my fault I like to dream. It's a gift from Heaven. Main characters: Rong Zhuomu x Lu Zonglü Supporting characters: Qin Luoyu, Gu Bozhi x Tai Chen Also known as: The Woodpecker Falls for the Palm Tree