Journey to the West: The Buddha Eats People

After tens of thousands of years of careful plotting, the six of us, master and disciples, set out on our journey west. But I kept feeling that something was off: Junior Brother Sha's enormous string of prayer beads kept growing longer around his neck, Brother Monkey would gaze east whenever he had a spare moment, and our master acted strangely around female donors... I thought all would be explained when we reached Vulture Peak and met the Tathagata, but faced with his strange smile and absurd behavior, I could only keep quiet. On our way back after obtaining the scriptures, the Celestial Court was plunged into chaos. After entering the heavenly palace, I saw immortals pinned dead to the pillars of the Hall of Golden Chimes by a scholar, peddlers and runners making sport of the immortals, and a cooking pot...