The Cat Owner’s Handbook

Name: The Cat Owner’s Handbook
Author: Cat Cat Monster Cat Cat

猫咪驯养手册

by Cat Cat Monster Cat Cat (猫猫怪怪猫猫)

Status: Completed
Length: 262k Words
Genre: Unknown
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 2y ago
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[Ancient setting, two male leads, one-on-one romance, sweet story, contrasting charm] Notes on Caring for Cats: Rule One: Cats make the same mistakes over and over, and never regret it. Rule Two: Cats are very vengeful. If you hit one, it will remember and find a chance to hit you back before long. Rule Three: Don’t try to train a cat to obey commands. Cats never obey commands. Rule Four: Pay attention if a cat that usually ignores you suddenly gets affectionate. It may have a health problem. Rule Five: Cats are aloof and difficult, and they don’t listen. But if you have one, never doubt whether it loves you. It loves you more than you could ever imagine. Rule Six: Cats usually don’t think of themselves as pets. They think they’re the boss of the house, so they’ll take it upon themselves to look after you, whether you need it or not. (Next page)

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