Report! The Heiress Is Back to Tear the House Apart

[Showbiz, acting, variety shows, livestreaming, silly humor and memes, metaphysics, everyone’s favorite, wish fulfillment] Gu Yunzhi survived for ten whole years in the apocalypse as an ordinary person. That was her limit. One moment, she was back in her previous life. She let out a long breath of relief. But when she finished sorting through the plot, the smile on her face cracked. A bratty stepsister, a scheming stepfather, a hypocritical heroine, a hero who was always eyeing her kidneys, a villain who wanted to turn her into a walking blood bank, and the whole internet hating her while her family despised her. Great, so it’s a hellish start from the get-go. No matter. The stronger her opponents, the stronger she’d become. She took on her stepsister, fought her wicked father, crushed the heroine, and ran circles around the hero and the villain. Countless antis were shocked to discover that this woman had secretly started livestreaming right under their noses, and that she had more fans than haters. “Wait, are only her fans as cheeky as their idol? They’re annoyingly tough and can take all the insults. The second you start cursing them, they vanish without a word. Stop, and they’re bouncing around everywhere again. It’s infuriating.” “Quit hating on her. She really does know a little metaphysics.” “Wasn’t she supposed to be the wealthy family’s castoff? Why are all these big shots flocking to her house?” “What? Her brother’s a genius? A top-tier star idol is her little sister?” “What kind of top-tier wish-fulfillment plot is this? I’m so jealous.” The big shots who had once looked down on her all got their comeuppance. She’d thought she would have to walk on eggshells for the rest of her life, but then she realized her uncles might be worth getting close to. Her own brothers and sisters might be worth getting close to, too. Before she knew it, she was everyone’s darling. Now she just had to decide whose coattails to ride first. What? The hero, heroine, and villain all want her dead. No way. Her life belongs to Mr. Lu alone. Ghost girl Qiyu sighed. “I want to call her Mom, but she won’t let me.”