Siheyuan: Poisoned by My Beautiful Wife from the Start

Lin Fan, the undisputed king of trash talk in the Zu'an region, looks utterly confused: “Wait, I just like running my mouth when I play League of Legends. What’s that got to do with the courtyard? Is there really a connection???” Before long, though, Lin Fan discovers what makes this world so entertaining. “Oh, Mrs. Jia, you’re still alive? In that case, let’s keep arguing. We’ll fight it out till dawn tonight!” “Silly Zhu, back again? What do you want me to insult you with today? Just say the word!” “Want to hit me? Sure, go ahead. And you, old woman, remember to buy me a new bicycle tomorrow!” “Thief Saint, brother, I just like messing with you when I’m bored. This world’s too dull otherwise!” Lin Fan can’t understand why other transmigrators don’t want to match wits with these people when they arrive in the courtyard. But to Lin Fan, they’re a rare source of amusement in this otherwise bland world! Can’t carry things on my shoulders, can’t lift them with my hands, one bump leaves me injured, one touch kills me, I attack first, my dirty tricks are unbeatable. The title of strongest king can only belong to me!