Everyone Becomes a Lord, and the Three Kingdoms Are Genderbent

[Lord of all + lighthearted comedy + genderbent Three Kingdoms + collecting generals = ???] Reborn in the womb on Blue Star, where everyone becomes a lord and the Chaos Continent is embroiled in a war among all races! Wang Xiao has the Ascension System at his side and can summon heroes from the Three Kingdoms! But… Why is Zhao Yun a cute girl with an ahoge? Why is Cao Cao a cool, long-haired beauty? Why is Guan Yu a gorgeous girl with a poker face? Why is Lü Bu a little girl with twin ponytails? Why… Wang Xiao: “So the Three Kingdoms are genderbent, huh? Great, great.” Now the pressure is on the System! System: Watch me work! [Flesh-and-blood kidney → Golden Kidney!] Infinite stamina! A body beyond compare! [Wooden hut → Celestial Palace!] Immortals roam the clouds! Catch the moon and pluck the stars! [Barracks → Imperial Tomb!] Bury three emperors and five sages, and turn them into nine-five divine generals! Wang Xiao: “Our era begins now!” The world, fairness, beautiful women… I want it all!