Versailles: The Protagonist Can't Escape

I don't want to show off or humblebrag. I want to work hard; I don't want to lie flat. When I read a book, you awaken the gift of perfect memory in me. When I make a simple meal, you awaken all-purpose, god-tier cooking skills in me. When I get sick and see a doctor, you awaken all-purpose, god-tier medical skills in me. When I play games, you awaken god-tier reflexes and god-tier game sense in me, leaving me with no enjoyment at all. When someone pays me my salary, you give me a ten-thousandfold salary bonus. Well... I won't complain about that one. But what comes next is downright absurd. I raise a little hamster, and you give me the strongest evolution chamber. I go to the park for a little exercise, and damn it, you awaken the strongest divine body in the universe in me. I catch a little bug, and you give me an insect hive with the ability to unlock the genes of every insect race. Bro, this is peacetime. What do you expect me to do with all this?