Can’t Keep All Those Dogs on a Leash? Bro, Stop Biting My Pant Leg

Name: Can’t Keep All Those Dogs on a Leash? Bro, Stop Biting My Pant Leg
Author: Imperial Palace Assassin

训狗太多拴不牢？哥们别咬我裤脚

by Imperial Palace Assassin (御前刺客)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 565k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 7mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Love-rival showdown + heartthrob adored by everyone + master of hot-and-cold flirting + split top]

World 1: Take the Spoiled Brat All the Way

The cannon fodder Yi Zhu seems to have gotten into another fight with his love rival. The female lead’s white moonlight pulls him along to check his injury, but in fact, only one spot on his whole body hurts.

The corner of his mouth.

He’d been bitten.

World 2:

Your Jungler Plays Yao for Me:

In this world, Yi Zhu is a wolfdog type. He’s not only a lecher, but also a lovesick puppy.

He starts to wake up and competes with the protagonist top every day to see who can collect more national-level rankings.

Then, during a five-player ranked match, Yi Zhu picks a marksman with a perfect win rate, and the protagonist bottom responds by picking Yao and attaching herself to him.

The protagonist top picks Cai Wenji.

Yi Zhu is stunned. Yao riding Cai Wenji? That doesn’t seem right.

World 3: Cletia’s Reverie

The workaholic protagonist is rumored to have a secret lover.

The rigid, cold, soon-to-be archbishop has had a steamy affair.

The aloof young major general is wearing a ring.

Yi Zhu, faced with everyone’s questions: Huh? I have no idea.

World 4: The Humanoid Weapon Beneath the Ruins

As a weapon abandoned by the protagonist top, Yi Zhu remains loyal, steadfast, and obedient to orders. Whoever the protagonist top tells him to follow, he follows.

Later, he is given to the protagonist bottom, and Yi Zhu learns to be an obedient second-class citizen.

The protagonist bottom’s first order

is for Yi Zhu to kiss him.

Stats

221Chapters

846Reads · 30 days

327.3kReads · all time

100Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.4Score

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I absolutely love this book! Zhu Zhu's personality feels so free and easy, like a gentle breeze that stirs ripples in people's hearts—I really love it! ❤️❤️❤️ And the author's handling of the ambiguity is absolutely brilliant! Forget about Xiao Ye and the others, I'm practically drooling with envy! 😍😍😍
82 likes2y ago
I'm almost hooked! It's so good! A must-watch! 😳 Author, please update! I just can't get enough!
62 likes2y ago
It's so good, it's making me dizzy! I'm voting for it all!
61 likes2y ago
I hate it! The writing is so good, the plot is so smooth and amazing, the characters are so well-developed, why! Why! There are only sixty-odd chapters 😭😭😭😭😭😭👆 and I finished it all! I was trying to read it sparingly!! Ahhhhh! Teacher, I miss you most in the quiet of the night.
59 likes2y ago
I've basically followed this novel from beginning to end. I've seen some negative reviews saying things like Yi Zhu is a clingy character and that I don't see anything sour about him. I find that strange, because the book's initial logic is that Yi Zhu is meant to change the character's fate, so he can only work on improving his relationships with them.
43 likes1y ago
It's so cute! I love the suspenseful atmosphere, hehehehehehehehe
39 likes2y ago
So beautiful! I absolutely love the carefree feeling that Yizhu exudes!
34 likes2y ago
Boss, you're amazing! Seriously amazing! I don't know what to say to you, you're just so incredible. The plot flows smoothly without any dragging, the characters are vividly portrayed, and the emotions between them are depicted with remarkable depth. Boss, are you a fashion designer? You seem to know a lot about brands and styling, and your outfit combinations are amazing.
31 likes2y ago
So good! So good! So good! The main characters are so straightforward and humorous. Their seemingly mundane lives are filled with playful banter and lighthearted moments. Their relationship gradually blossoms through their interactions, and I absolutely love their flirtatious and ambiguous phase! The author writes incredibly well, and the main character's popularity stems from his own charm.
30 likes2y ago
Is this a personal setting, sir? Can't it be a pre-set setting? First impression: Good motivation Second glance: So inspiring! Third glance: It stimulated me. Sir, what year were you born? Why do I always think of my birth year when I see you? Young people shouldn't just look at the present; they should be positive and optimistic. Sir, I was reciting "Quiet Night Thoughts" when I suddenly forgot.
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